Just 5 More Minutes

Did I say 5? I meant infinity.
He loves you and he needs money.

He loves you and he needs money.

Anderson Cooper in high school.
No, I swear to god. Anderson Cooper. In high school. Rocking that shirt.

Anderson Cooper in high school.

No, I swear to god. Anderson Cooper. In high school. Rocking that shirt.

saintdoriangray:

evilkitten42:

Hey look if you mix brunet Benedict and ginger Benedict you get a Bendict

Maybe if I do that with two Tom Hiddleston pictures I’ll get the same-

HOLY FUCK TOM WHY DID YOU BECOME A BROWN EYED ASIAN WOMAN

WHAT

WHAT

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT???????????

(via super-cute-little-monster)

  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god